The future Mrs.RB (TFMRB)

RB called today to see how Baby Boy is doing. It is the first I have heard from him in 3 weeks and apparently I have missed a lot. I don’t think I have mentioned it before but RB has had a girlfriend for about a month and a half now, he doesn’t know that I know who it is, but I do. In fact, he didn’t even know that I knew he had a girlfriend until today when he “told me”.  She was one of my best friends when we lived in the states together, now she is dating my husband. What a classy lady, I know!

Well now RB has informed me that he and the future Mrs. RB (or TFMRB) are going to be moving in together in a few weeks time.

Talk about jumping from the frying pan into the pot of boiling water!

Most women would be upset by this, however, I am not most women. I see this as a way out, things seem to be moving pretty fast between RB and TFMRB, and if he wants to marry her he will have to divorce me first which means that I won’t have to pay for an uncontested divorce next April like I thought I was going to have to.


The hills are alive with the sounds of a shotgun wedding and money dancing around in my pockets.

Somebody call MTV, I’m just about ready for my reality tv show now.

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