I went jogging last night, and I was getting A LOT of looks, comments and catcalls. Too many. Usually since I go jogging in a busy area down by the river I get a couple of guys who stop and chat me up or whistle at me but never have I gotten as many as last night. I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why this was happening. I was wearing the same stuff I usually wear when jogging (a loose fitting t-shirt and a pair of stretchy shorts, socks and running shoes) and I took the same route as I ALWAYS do (I’m a creature of habit).
Then I got home and looked in the mirror.
It turns out I was jogging with a (fairly big!) hole in the ass of my shorts!
Of all the days to wear a g-string.