Monthly Archives: August 2011

Chronicles Of Boyfriends Past: Sex with Maybe

Maybe was okay in bed, but I do have some dirt on him, and it makes a pretty good story. We had been engaging in foreplay for a while (much too long in my opinion but that’s neither here nor … Continue reading

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The Chronicles Of Boyfriends Past: Mario

When I was 14 I dated a boy named Mario for a very short time, he was my 2nd boyfriend, and we only had 2 dates. Really it doesn’t even qualify as a relationship, but at that age I didn’t have much … Continue reading

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The chronicles of boyfriends past: Intro

I’m going to start doing AT LEAST one blog post per day telling stories of boyfriends (and boy toys) past. There will be stories that make you feel sick to your stomach, stories that make you lagh hysterically and of course, … Continue reading

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Why…

…does talking to RB always put me in a sour mood? Oh yeah, cause he’s a tool, that’s why. Can you tell who called today? He and TFMRB are going to be jetting off for a vacation soon, frickin’ good … Continue reading

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Creative Genius

Today I made a batch of my homemade marinara sauce and while I was chopping I had a very random but delightfully witty thought. If I ever made a  naughty home video I would so slap a label on that … Continue reading

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Craptastic pick-up line of the day

What man honestly thinks that when a woman jogs by them it is okay to yell (to be heard over her IPod) ” Damn girl, look at you go, oh yeah, no wonder you have such a tight little body!”? … Continue reading

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Hasta La Vista Stud

I know you all love Stud, so I have some bad news for you. You might want to sit down for this one, it’s going to hurt. The chances of me blogging about him again after this post are relatively … Continue reading

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