Chronicles Of Boyfriends Past: Sex with Maybe

Maybe was okay in bed, but I do have some dirt on him, and it makes a pretty good story.

We had been engaging in foreplay for a while (much too long in my opinion but that’s neither here nor there) and I unzipped his fly and saw his penis. It was tiny, i’d say around the 4 inch mark.

I (drunkenly) stared at it, pointed at it, and then yelled “AHHH! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THAT?!” and started laughing.

The best part is that he still had sex with me after that.

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