As you probably know I had a date with Art Vandelay last night, here are my thoughts on the night.
The night got off to a bad start when the sitter was 20 minutes late getting here, and then when I was walking over to the pub I got yelled at by a hooker! I was waiting at the corner for the light to change so I could cross the street and there was a prostitute standing there working her goods, and she saw me standing there, gave me a dirty look and yelled “excuse me, this is MY corner!”. Cah-razy.
Then when I got to the pub I went inside and couldn’t find Art Vandelay. I’m not going to lie I was pretty worried that he had left because of how long I was taking to get there, I felt really bad. I ended up having to go outside and call him to ask where he was sitting, when I got back inside I was able to find him pretty easily.
Upon seeing him my first thought was that he was very good looking, even more so than he was in his photos. Then I walked closer and caught a whiff of him, he smells fantastic too. I’m pretty sure he was wearing my favourite cologne : Armani Black Code, that is what it smelled like anyway, if not then whatever he WAS wearing might be my new favourite, it smelled great.
Overall the night went pretty well, he was very easy to talk to and there weren’t any uncomfortable silences and I enjoyed myself. Plus we were seated next to the encyclopedias, which is always a bonus 😉